EU sets out the facts behind the media fantasies
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Advertising slogans | EU to ban famous advertising slogans | Ambulances | Ambulances must turn yellow for Europe | Bananas | Goodbye bendy bananas, farewell curved cucumbers, so long chunky carrots | Corgis | Corgis to be banned by EU | CVs | EU demands standardised CV | Electronic waste | Sex toys must be handed in | Euro/Health | The euro causes skin diseases & makes you impotent | Hard hats | EU forces tightrope walkers to wear hard hats | Home-made cakes | Home-made cakes must be labelled with all ingredients | Marmalade | EU regulates grandmother’s recipe | Pigs | EU says pigs must be given toys | Renaming monuments | EU to rename Waterloo Station “Europe Station” | Swings | Europe says playground swings are too high | Viagra | Male EU officials get 6 free viagra tablets per month | Warning signs on mountains | EU requires climbers to use scaffolding | Women’s clothes | EU harmonisation of women’s clothes sizes | Yogurt | Yogurt to be banned | |