EU sets out the facts behind the media fantasies
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| Advertising slogans | EU to ban famous advertising slogans | | Ambulances | Ambulances must turn yellow for Europe | | Bananas | Goodbye bendy bananas, farewell curved cucumbers, so long chunky carrots | | Corgis | Corgis to be banned by EU | | CVs | EU demands standardised CV | | Electronic waste | Sex toys must be handed in | | Euro/Health | The euro causes skin diseases & makes you impotent | | Hard hats | EU forces tightrope walkers to wear hard hats | | Home-made cakes | Home-made cakes must be labelled with all ingredients | | Marmalade | EU regulates grandmother’s recipe | | Pigs | EU says pigs must be given toys | | Renaming monuments | EU to rename Waterloo Station “Europe Station” | | Swings | Europe says playground swings are too high | | Viagra | Male EU officials get 6 free viagra tablets per month | | Warning signs on mountains | EU requires climbers to use scaffolding | | Women’s clothes | EU harmonisation of women’s clothes sizes | | Yogurt | Yogurt to be banned | |
